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Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Only Malaysians n Singaporeans are world champion in this english!!!


Ah Huat and an Englishman were asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.

The Englishman tried very hard but could not do it. Then the Englishman turned to Ah Huat and very confidently said, "If I cannot do this, I am very sure that this would be way beyond your ability."

Ah Huat thought for a while and this was what he came up with............

1 day I went 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep.  The couple in the house saw me. So, I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So, I ran into a 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and tried to stab at him. 10 God he ran away.

10, I put the 9 back and paid for the 8 and left 7-eleven.  Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.  He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go and climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

The Englishman fainted!

( Even an Englishman can't construct sentences using numerics. This ability is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans! )

😂😂😂😂😂
Don't laugh alone , pass on! 😝✌

Untuk rujukan Calon UPSR/PT3/SPM: Tolong hebahkan.

Untuk rujukan Calon UPSR/PT3/SPM: Tolong hebahkan.

Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka (DBP) telah memperkenalkan perkataan "Swafoto" bagi perkataan "Selfie"yang kita selalu gunakan selama ini. Ayuh, kita ubah kebiasaan itu. Biasakan yang betul dan betulkan yang biasa.

Swafoto - gambar kendiri, berswafoto - mengambil gambar kendiri, menswafoto - perbuatan merakam gambar sendiri. Jom kita gunakan bahasa Melayu dgn betul. Indahnya bahasa kita.
Suri Teladan – Role Model
Jerayawara – Road Show
Latar Pentas – Back Drop
Gegantung – Bunting
Imej Tumpu – Highlight
Parkir – Parking
Pascanilai – Postmortem
Swafoto – Selfie
Kira detik – Count Down
Bilik acu – Fitting Room
Ujana teh – Garden tea
Persantaian -Resort

 EJAAN YANG MENGELIRUKAN:
Banyak calon peperiksaan dan orang ramai yang masih berasa keliru akan ejaan bagi sesetengah perkataan yang digunakan dalam pertuturan ataupun penulisan dalam seharian. Sesungguhnya, kekeliruan ini dikatakan berlaku apabila mereka mendapat input atau informasi ejaan yang berlainan daripada pihak media massa dan guru subjek. Biasanya kesilapan ini berlaku sejak sekolah rendah lagi sehingga terbawa-bawa ke meja peperiksaan.

Berikut merupakan perkataan yang biasa kita temui:
1. resepi ❌ resipi ✔
2. menyakinkan ❌ meyakinkan ✔
3. istirehat ❌ istirahat ✔
4. kadang-kala ❌ kadangkala ✔
5. sambilewa ❌ sambalewa ✔
6. dasyat ❌ dahsyat ✔
7. insuran ❌ insurans ✔
8. ambulan ❌ ambulans ✔
9. juwita ❌ juita ✔
10. unggu ❌ ungu ✔
11. mengulangkaji ❌ mengulang kaji ✔
12. penguatkuasa ❌ penguat kuasa ✔
13. gambarajah ❌ gambar rajah ✔
14. redha ❌ reda ✔
15. kerinting ❌ keriting ✔
16. bergu ❌ beregu ✔
17. kontingen ❌ kontinjen ✔
18. mengenengahkan ❌ mengetengahkan ✔
19. mengenepikan ❌ mengetepikan ✔
20. mengkedepankan ❌ mengedepankan ✔ 21. mengkebelakangkan ❌ mengebelakangkan ✔
22. sihat walafiat ❌ sihat wal afiat ✔
23. majerin❌ marjerin ✔
24. rempah ratus❌ rempah-ratus ✔
25. alat siaraya ❌ alat siar raya ✔
26. margasatwa ❌ mergastua ✔
27. workshop (bi) ❌ woksyop (bm) ✔
28. bertungkus-lumus ❌ bertungkus lumus ✔
29. limau kasturi ❌ limau kesturi ✔
30. walaubagaimanapun ❌ walau bagaimanapun ✔
31. mee ❌ mi ✔
32. kuey teow ❌ kuetiau ✔
33. respon ❌ respons ✔
34. sunnah ❌ sunah ✔
35. ramadhan ❌ ramadan ✔
36. leukimia ❌ leukemia ✔
37. emel ❌ e-mel ✔ di-e-melkan & meng-e-melkan
38. katrij ❌ kartrij ✔
39. cop nama ❌ cap nama ✔
40. Insha Allah ❌ Insya-Allah ✔
41. alergik ❌ alergi ✔
42. ansurans ❌ ansuran ✔
43. urusetia❌ urus setia ✔
44. keretapi ❌ kereta api ✔
45. merbahaya ❌ berbahaya/marabahaya ✔
46. naskah ❌ naskhah ✔
47. atlit ❌ atlet ✔
48. war-war ❌ uar-uar/wara-wara ✔
49. urusetia ❌ urus setia ✔
50. fax ❌ faks/faksimile ✔
51. was-was ❌ waswas ✔
52. stokin ❌ stoking ✔
53. karenah❌ kerenah ✔
54. kemaskini ❌ kemas kini ✔
55. ulangkaji ❌ ulang kaji ✔
56. pra sekolah ❌ prasekolah ✔
57. temu janji ❌ janji temu ✔
57. menghadkan ❌ mengehadkan ✔
58. hajjah ❌ hajah ✔
59. agen ❌ ejen ✔
60. murtabak❌martabak✔

Akhir kata, pembaca sudah pasti akan berasa pelik akan perkataan yang telah disenaraikan seperti di atas. Namun,     perkataan yang kita berasa pelik itulah sebenarnya merupakan ejaan yang betul mengikut Kamus Dewan Edisi  ke-4. Jadi, betulkan yang salah dan biasakan yang betul..

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